Am I doing this right?

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

deposits a strawberry into your mind

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that