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oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon
OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.
This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff heās meant to eat.
This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.
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Prompt 258
Halfas are like selkies. Or more like theyāre similar to many animal spouses of myths and legends, trapped in (mostly) human forms should they lose their cloak.Ā
That at least, Vlad warned Danny about within the first time of realizing what the other was. Itās a line neither will cross- not even the timeline where Dan came into being. An unspoken acknowledgement of not crossing such a boundary no matter what happened.Ā
Even after his parentsā deaths. After Jazzās near-death and coma.Ā
Itās not exactly something Danny thinks of, really, especially not that heās now survived highschool and practically moved across the country. Not to mention the fact he has Ellie and Jordan to care for. But it definitely comes to mind the moment Dan- only five at the moment- screams for him. And heās not going to let anything happen to his kids
since they are dragons does that make the cloaks to be made of scales? Or maybe they just have a faint imprint of scales, like a scale pattern if you look close enough
I like to think it's a mixture. It starts out looking like scales when one is a younger halfa, but they can better disguise their skins with age if that makes sense?
Meme Prompt 12
Titans tower is going to go VERY differently. Jason is NOT gonna know what hit him. Tim mocking and taunting Red Hood to get him to follow to a big enough space? Then summons the three D's. Jason either about to be punted to the sun. Or wrapped up right for an emergency trip to Frostbite's. Either way Tim is being cuddled and fussed over while Hood bitches and tries to escape.
I am so voting the emergency trip to frostbite. Just the image of Jason trying to be intimidating to an unimpressed Tim. The having a you have got to be kidding me as the hydra emerges from the sigil. The three Ds making a weird gasp/coo sound and trying to snatch him up while he is loudly complaining and dodging them.
Even after the emergency treatment Jason wants to call bullshit. Why does new Robin get magic?!? HE got brutally murdered!! But the new one? Has! Magic!?! This is so unfair!!!! Tim just off to one side like, yeah, magic pre dates Robin for me. And if you tell B? I WILL tell him who you are under the hood. We clear? Keep me outta your weird as shit thing with B. Just fucking kill Joker yourself man. B ain't ever gonna. No matter how much he loved you. He wouldn't kill Joker to stop his parents from being murdered. Like, c'mon.
Had a thought about Tim being adopted. More specifically, him trying to avoid being adopted. How much do ya wanna get he summons them to act as his guardian to avoid Bruce adopting him?
More on this thought. The three D's either go and make up full on back logged identities to ensure they can keep Tim. Or, they approach JLD and state prior claim guardianship. We have been his ghost guardians since he was itty bitty. Which would be highly amusing to watch. JLD having to try and mediate the custody arrangement of Robin between Batman and the Hydra Gatekeeper. Zatanna wants a drink, let along John!!!
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You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry
If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! š«š«šā¼ļøš„¶š„¶š«
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just got back into gardening so iāve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big
am i the problem
op are you a hobbit
if you think about it the porn ban was like a boulder falling into a narrow tidal inlet and closing off everything inside it, letting strange new things emerge over time
Project hail mary time travel au where grace doesn't actually tell anyone he time-traveled or allude to it at all and tries to act as normally as possible but also keeps insisting on certain things for the ship (like a probe that can handle a planet's atmosphere) or insists on doing experiments in certain weird ways that took ages of trial and error to get to the first time around but he immediately gets results in like batshit crazy ways. sometimes he just forgets stuff (like little stuff) hasnt actually happened yet or he'll mention some aspect of the coma bot that lamai hasn't actually invented/figured out yet but that wasn't his specialty the first time and he doesn't know the timeline or realize that she hasn't come up with it yet and she's like 'wtf that's a great idea? how did he know this? why did he talk about it like i'd already figured it out?' he makes comments on elections/politics and accidentally predicts things because he simply doesn't realize that they havent happened yet.
hes like 'peter parker coming up with excuses for why hes doing weird shit' levels of bad at hiding his secret identity as a time traveler. he never says a word but the whole vat eventually figures it out anyway because theres simply no other explanation that makes sense to them. Stratt has an unofficial rule that if grace mentions an idea for the ship or something offhanded then it happens right away. embezzler bob keeps prying him for stock advice and he's like 'what the heck i know nothing about finance why are you asking?' it's an open secret on the vat that grace time traveled and everyone knows that everyone else knows except for grace who thinks nobody knows and then one day ilyukhina is just like 'hey grace did we meet aliens up in space the first time you did this?' and hes like 'oh yea totally, rockys great... hey WAIT A MINUTE?'
Also like listen I just love the idea of reversing the usual time travel thing where the character is trying to convince others to take them seriously without seeming crazy. LIke instead everyone else has already decided he's a time traveler and grace has absolutely no idea and is just going along with his life trying to seem as normal as possible and get back to rocky.
Dr. Ryland Grace: ahh yes, Iāve successfully given off the impression that Iām just a weird little guy. Nothing crazy going on here.
The entire vat: there goes our resident time traveler
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. š
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
This guy's illusions are great
I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief
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sorry iām reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry
tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.
all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
Somebody's going to want to know this one.
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
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hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!
the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED
I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW
Iām printing it and
taping it to my mirror
BTW
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
