Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

oh lord when the white haired anime boy hits

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦