this life ain't like it was

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too