this life ain't like it was

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

You literally have to just get over yourself every day