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This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Tim, presenting his photo evidence as to how he knows Bruce Wayne is Batman: And then here's one of Nightwing kissing Kid Flash, and another of Dick kissing Wally West!

Tim: And this is when Bruce and Clark Kent started sleeping togheter last month...

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

Me: oh damn that's a lot of roof, you're right that'll be really expensive

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willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

Favorite trope for bloodymary rn is adrian and rocky trying to introduce them slowly like cats only for them to go from fighting to immediately fucking and adrian is like "oh no! My human is attacking your human!" And rocky is like wait!.... Eewwww! Gross. Is not fighting. Human mating behavior is disgusting. Come on my beloved. Lets go do stuff thats not leaky and soft nonsense. Something respectable. Like engineering.