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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

for every stress life brings youre one step closer to a new and exciting relationship with a fictional character

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

Paramore was right. Hard times

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

a single mom feeding her kids is scamming the government but the outlet of a megacorporation posting fake job listings with no intention of hiring for tax rewards or whatever is fine

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

beyond queue and schedule they need a third option of “don’t post until this one mutual i know will love it is online”

“just dm them!” absolutely not. i’m trying to mind control them into loving me.

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

every time I see extra virgin olive oil at work I think of that "lightly fucked?" olive oil meme. one sec let me find it

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

My old and terrible foe, "I thought about completing the task so in my brain I have already completed the task," we meet again. FUCK you anyways, buddy.