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catboybiologist

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

mybigfatgaylife

his name is Chonkers

rongzhi

English added by me :)

everythingfox

I was so confused for a second

(via)

thepineapplepanda

I honestly thought-

bluebirdlester

@birds-in-posts

birds-in-posts

Black swan (Cygnus atratus)

weirdstrangeandawful

@elodieunderglass

elodieunderglass

Oh it’s lovely to see this again thank you!

skystarweek

Hello everyone! We are extremely excited to announce that we are back with SkyStar Week 2026! This year's dates will be between Monday 29th June to Sunday 5th July! We invite as many of you to participate and have fun devising whatever you can for these two starstruck planes!

Our list of prompts for this year is:

Day 1 (Monday 29th) - Mirror / Mask Day 2 (Tuesday 30th) - Experiment / Misunderstanding Day 3 (Wednesday 1st) - Gift / Weapon Day 4 (Thursday 2nd) - Jealous / Trapped Day 5 (Friday 3rd) - Royalty / Imposter Day 6 (Saturday 4th) - Fireworks / Compass Day 7 (Sunday 5th) - Date / Apology

However, they are not strict guidelines and you don't have to follow them. These are simply there to give people ideas for fanworks! At the end of the day the main rule is to have fun! We'll be keeping you notified with more updates as we get closer to the date! For now happy SkyStar!

Our FAQ can be found here. / Find us on Bluesky as well!

skystarweek

We're 4 weeks away from SkyStar Week! Good luck everyone!

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dorksidefiker

Northern Exposure Clip: Dr. Fleischman gets pelted with Tomato by Ed

It’s that time of year again!

vertigoartgore

Northern Exposure Rewatch : NX 4X08 - Thanksgiving (November 23, 1992).

itberice

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine I 3.17 Visionary

dorksidefiker

What I want in a new Spider-Man Cartoon...

... because lets not kid ourselves, they're gonna make a new one rather than let Peter age out of high school...

But what I want is for them to include Jessica Jones. A constant face in the background in the first season. The girl sitting two seats behind Peter in class. Turns up at whatever place the kids hang out at after school. Family is tragically killed in the chaos of whatever goes on in the Season 1 finale, and she's now Coma Girl. Posters nominating Coma Girl for prom queen in Season 2. Talk of a new hero by the name of Jewel running around New York about the time word comes that Coma Girl woke up but was transferred to a different school. Tiktoks of her being swiped past after a second or two. Near-encounters between our friendly neighborhood web slinger and Jewel. Then she disappears about halfway through the season Make the season 2 finale a throw down between Spidy and Jewel, under the control of the Purple Man.

wxnter-rain

Whatever, be free my Jetfires 🦭

madamadamiu

The oldest cat at the shelter.

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madamadamiu

Attack!!!

textsfromcybertron

(845): then looked at this little girl next to me and was like “don’t drink when you get older and don’t let your best friend be with assholes.” she looked at me like i was crazy

robotclownindulgence

thatbenmsmith

Songs From Rockula, Ranked.

1. Toni Basil, “The Night”

how did an actually good song get put in this movie

2. Dean Cameron/Tawny Frere, “By My Side”

Solid 80s Power Ballad.

3. Dean Cameron, “Rapula (He’s the DJ, I’m the Vampire)”

This is so bad it circles around to good again, and it has BO DIDDLEY IN A BEE COSTUME.

4. Dean Cameron, “He’s Rockula”

Self-aware, but a fun beat.

5. Tawny Frere, “Turn Me Loose”

Tawny Frere is not great as a vocalist, y’all.

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

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blitzy-blitzwing

I felt like drawing her. 💖💖

voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

romancedawning-deactivated20210

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

atlaheritageposts

atla heritage post

cryoverkiltmilk

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”

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