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brandi.boulet ** LURA THOK **
Star Trek Starfleet Academy Season 1.
@ginayashere as the bold, beautiful, scary, hilarious Jem’hadar/Klingon, commander Lura Thok.
This was the biggest and most challenging makeup of Season 1 and was executed beautifully each day by the incredibly talented duo of @nixiepixie13 and @sansom.sean
Some people on the metlife walk topic are like "Americans, you're being trolled and you don't even realize"
babe do you know how many European tourists regularly almost die because they overestimated themselves
Not everything is as extreme as the death valley Germans but European tourists FAMOUSLY do this shit everywhere that isn't Europe. Some people may be trolling, but history says that a non-zero quantity are deadly serious.
"I can walk that" no you can't
"I don't need water" yes you do
"It's just a few hours" it is not
"They're just trolling you, none of us are actually going to--" people do. Every damn day.
Maybe not this exactly. Usually it's in the national parks. But something similarly dumb. And it's VERY OFTEN Europeans.
Europeans in particular are just so used to everything being Small, and the idea that Americans in particular are too stupid to live and that they, as Europeans, are inherently smarter... and honestly, I agree with that person who said that it's a little bit of white supremacy happening.
The idea that someone in another country just needs to be shown the way, that you can manage their land and culture better than they can, that you are smarter and more resourceful, that's the supremacy talking. Doesn't have to be white, really, but if it's Europeans.... yeah, babe.
The National Parks have a death toll and it's not because all Americans are inherently stupid; the assumption that it is leads to more Europeans getting in trouble than otherwise might have.
American roads have a death toll and it's not because all Americans are inherently stupid. We can assume here as well that history will repeat itself, and that Europeans will assume that it is, and get in more trouble than they otherwise might have.
Also the general irony of saying that, of all Americans, it's the NJ/NYC folk that don't know how to walk.
If every other city isn't commenting about their local stadium, but Manhattanites are telling you that you can't walk somewhere, maybe. Maybe sit down and listen.
I considered walking to Met Life once, at least partway, from Manhattan, because it's Just Across The River from where I work. And then I checked. And I decided to do the sane thing and take the train.
#I have worked in the tourist industry and can confirm #Europeans can do dumb touristy shit #the most common is underestimating the distance of things in America #and not understanding the weather#so everything about this is very believable to me #also can confirm they suck at national parks #I am not going into details but I’ve seen some people massively dismiss the challenges of American terrain (via @spockwithacat)
I think the most hilarious place to put Post-Canon Sokka would have been the university at Ba Sing Se. I think he would have made a great unhinged professor. Also, in true Sokka fashion, he should have completely dodged fame. Momo is more famous than he is.
He wants to demonstrate to the class how this thing called electricity works, so he's going to be bringing in a Firebender, so everybody be cool, we're all friends here... and in walks Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. One-time conqueror of the city. One of the students is currently writing an essay on how her brief rule of the city affected fruit trade. She says she considers the class to still be her subjects as she doesn't acknowledge any pretenders to any of her thrones, but for now you're exempted from bowing and "Your Highness" will do. It's a really interesting lecture.
"Okay, guys - hey, listen up, everyone - I won't be here next week, me and Aang are going to-" yeah right, sure, Professor Sokka knows the Avatar. Except, of course, the Avatar walks in sheepishly and says that Appa might have gotten into Sokka's hybrid crops, and then you all have to sit there and watch your professor chase the Avatar around with a sword.
One postgrad student is specializing in Water Tribe Cultures. She's currently studying the massive cultural shift that happened in the Northern Water Tribe at the end of the war - oh, and Professor, I absolutely know that you're from the Southern Water Tribe, but it's just that the shift started with Master Katara, and of course I don't think that every person from the South knows one another haha it's just that I need to ask her some questions and I thought maybe you could help me write a letter or write a letter of introduction or...
Sokka looks at her blankly and goes "yeah, she's my sister. KATARA!" which is followed by a faint answering "fuck you!" from Somewhere and to the horror/elation of our postgrad, Master Katara bursts in and is promptly beaned in the head with a rock by Professor Sokka. Her brother. her hero and her professor are siblings and currently brawling on the floor.
Sokka does not teach or study history, but he does sometimes sit in on lectures about recent history. Whenever he does, several doctoral students flock in to sit near him (even if it's an intro course) so that they can eavesdrop on his grumbling. (No matter how they try, an "overheard utterance" is not a valid source according to their professors. No, we have no sources on the Avatar's bison taking part in combat - sky bison are not war animals and...)
He gets regular deliveries with the Beifong family crest on them, and he goes "sweet, Toph must have found some new minerals" and at this point nobody needs to ask which Toph. He seems to have friends everywhere, literally everywhere. Wang was headed out to this massive swamp to study if it's one big organism, and Sokka told him to find some guy named Hue and "don't mind the loincloth." One time the university gets shut down because the Earth King wants to visit. Oh, visit the University? What an honor- Of fucking course not, he wants to visit Professor Sokka, who yells at him and his royal guards for interrupting his day. The Earth King and his many, many royal guards then sheepishly say sorry and file out.
The last straw is when - not a week after he yelled at the Earth King - the assistant head of the Political Science dept walks in to the faculty lounge to find Sokka having tea with a nice normal man dressed in Earth greens for once, and can't resist a little joke. "Let me guess, you're having tea with the Fire Lord." And then she can instantly tell that she fucked up, because both of them go stock still.
So when the two men awkwardly stand up and proceed to introduce the Fire Lord whose portrait she has in her office because she is the assistant head of Political Science as Li, a server at the Jasmine Dragon, she just says "hello Li" and leaves to find a bottle of something strong.
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A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
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