chow down on your vertical frown

2003 will be my year

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

I’m body positive

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

my condolences

I am the tsar of Tumblr now if you wanna do something you gotta ask me

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

jesus christ

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”

the other half of Australia is standing right behind you.

nothing personal, mate

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

thank you to weird girls for being online