when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

she is very persuasive

where am i

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

Yeah yeah he has no morals but he has long hair

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

ceo of being weird by myself in my bedroom.

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts