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(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

It's been awesome to see people showing so much love to this post! It is one of my favorite burns I've down and I'm so happy people are loving it so much!

i need to be burning shirtless again, transmasc titties with a huge battle axe… impeccable vibes

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?