hunting

I feel like I’m having a stroke

the only language tumblr understands is backlash and escalation which is why the jokes rule and the discourse sucks

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”

OH SHIT THEY PENGUINS!!

This is the inherant problem with most reconstructions. It’s just unknown how much fat the animals really had.

Also the feathers, we are forgetting all the feathers

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife 

“hey can you do a normal voice for this character” “absolutely not”

Op what are you talking about this is objectively great

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

me logging into tumblr

It’s the “how gays sit in chairs” for me

The next day you turn on the news and Jeb Bush is suddenly president and nobody talks about it