i'm happy it was you, here with me

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Well maybe don’t make “dishonorably discharged” sound so cool if it’s not

an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

Do NOT get into music. You'll end up thinking things like "woah that's exceptionally beautiful" about stuff that objectively sounds like a construction site being dragged away by a landslide

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.