R. E. Edelstein

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

happy easter everyone

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

We have always been human.

Close! Those are puppies.

We have always been puppies

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

no! secondary sources will kill patient. she needs primary sources to live

And the universe said "I love you because you are love".

Are you okay babe? You’ve reblogged the I know love is real post 193893 times

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LMAO

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”