Quiznakingclod

it’s not that canon or the author is dead, it’s just that ive kicked their ass onto the street and gotten a divorce and a restraining order 🤷‍♀️

now that it’s officially over i never wanna see it again

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

Tumblr gonna sue her lol

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

I tried to warn you

@staff

@staff @support

@staff @support

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

@ender-camper @endersteve200 @capn-wafflez

oh my fucking god

she drunk as fuck

i feel like jenna marbles is honestly the most well-adjusted and self-actualized adult woman out there