I Just Like Fallout Okay

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

fyi. being intensely self critical is not the same as being self aware. if you’re really self aware you’ll be aware of the good stuff too. just in case anyone needs to hear it. don’t mistake constantly dissecting what you see as your flaws for some kind of personal enlightenment.

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you people aren't CASTING

Okay but you always wear that green ribbon around your foreskin