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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

ppl tagging this abt how he will then ignore indie games as if he wont do this exact same speech then show witch finding cat in the alps #562

i cant believe this is getting reblogged by hipsters again. people are even tagging it as “#about me”. this was just an ego boosting post about how great i am about playing spy in tf2

let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

yeah

i uh i didn't have anything else

me neither. it would be fucked up

yeah that's crazy