#1 sunset sarsaparilla fan

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

that’s kamala harris

this moment is probably underrated because i’m sure many others like me were paying no attention to the dialogue happening due to how fucking hot louis looks here

This has been said many times before by other people but I'm throwing my hat in the ring. The most important part about Dark Willow is that she's cringe. This is basically her Shadowclan Warrior Cats oc being played out here. It's another mask, another costume, another part she feels compelled to play. She has her all black outfit and black box dye hair and black eyes and veins and she's trying to think of the most edgy and evilest things she could think of, but because it's Willow it comes off as forced and dorky. The thing is, you can't really laugh in the moment because she's still got the credentials to back her up. She tore down the Magic Box with her friends still inside of it. She flayed a man alive. She was legitimately about to start the apocalypse and would've succeeded had Xander not stopped her. She has the power, she is capable of harm on an inconceivable scale, but she is also the living embodiment of Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace right now because that's what she thinks evil looks like. She cannot imagine evil ever looking like her, so she dresses up and refers to Willow as someone who isn't her because she cannot fathom ever perceiving her real, true self as someone who is capable of being bad. It's just so delightful to me