Sir

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

like maybe i WANT YOU TO LOOK DISRESPECTFULLY

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

its a real shame we cant talk about gendered socialization as the violence that it is without some fuckass rocking up like "and thats why trans women arent women!"

like children gendered as girls are fed less and given less opportunities to play and make messes, and children gendered as boys are offered less help and given less emotional support, and this is hurting them! but no actually we need to stop trannies from using the womens washroom

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!