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March
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Did you know that JRR Tolkien wrote an unpublished epilogue to Lord of the Rings? It's achingly, beautifully wistful in the way that only Lord of the Rings is. I revisited it recently because I'm guesting on my friends' LOTR podcast, and THAT reminded me that I drew a comic of the epilogue back in 2021 (all text is entirely canon). Anyway I thought folks on this website might enjoy it!
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one aspect of the narnia films i feel like we don't talk about enough is they're funny too. they're so well written because they're incredibly earnest and heartfelt and brutally sad at times, but they also know just when to drop a funny line to catch you off guard and make you laugh. some of my fav moments:
edmund "perhaps we've been incorrectly labeled" pevensie
"we could all use the fresh air :)" "it's not like there isn't air inside."
[while preparing to run for their lives] "do you think we'll need jam?" "only if the witch serves tea!"
followed by "you should have brought a map" "there wasn't room next to the jam!"
"everyone's staring at us." [the most little sister voice ever] "maybe they think YOU look weird."
peter, full angst mode: "don't you ever get tired of being treated like a kid?" edmund: "...we ARE kids."
they're literally being pulled into another world and edmund's like shut up i'm NOT holding your hand peter
caspian saying he thought peter would be older and peter immediately being like WELL if you like we can just come back in a few years—
"you are a mouse." "*sigh* i was hoping for something a bit more original." -> "you're a mouse." "you people have no imagination."
reepicheep preparing to kill caspian and asking trufflehunter if he has a good reason for interrupting vs nikabrik immediately saying "he doesn't. go ahead."
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Tag your OC who is a teen during the main part of the story
this is fred, the dot.
fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches
reblog to give fred a branch
i will post fred status updates as he grows
look at him go!
he's figuring out how to tree!
35 reblogs, he's growing so good :D
75 reblogs, fred continues to grow
reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he's starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(
At 1788 Reblogs, Fred is spreading nicely... But We Can Do Better :)
I would like to see the Fred again please
Oh, ✨Fred!✨
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This is Fred the post. Please help Fred the Post grow more. We love Fred the Post.
febuwhump day 10: god Complex
tw: blood/injury
this one is a little goofy and awkward but its fun. And idk that pretty much describes these characters and their interactions with their world(s) anyways so.
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“Kneel before me!” Atlas cried in a commanding voice.
“Pshhh.” Jen rolled her eyes.
“It's just a card game!!” Ottie scowled at Atlas.
“Then why are you yelling?” Atlas smirked at her. “And besides. I pretty much have divine powers so it isn't uncalled for to ask you to kneel.” Atlas laughed mockingly.
“Sure,” Jen countered with Atlas’ weakness. Sarcastic submission.

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febuwhump day 9: False Memory
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this one is confusing (so I've been told) so try to keep up.
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The night was young and the Christmas lights were bright. The mugs of cocoa, warmed the men's frigid hands, and the laughter, or perhaps the beer, warmed their hearts.
The Howling Commandos were sitting round a fire, swapping war stories. They all tried to top Captain America's, even by stretching the truth just "slightly". But none of them managed it.
“Well, at least I was there for most of them, so you ain't got much on me!” Bucky raised his mug to Steve.
“Wouldn't have been half as good if you weren't there!” Steve replied with a smile.
“Well!” Dugan bellowed, flailing his arm and spilling his beer on poor Falseworth. “You'll never believe it, but you'd be a fool not to. My next story has Bucky! It's about…”
“Buck?...Bucky?” A voice called out. Bucky opened his eyes to a hazy vision of a simple room.
“Huh? Wha–what?” Bucky shook his head. Steve was sitting across from him.
“Buck, you good?” Steve asked with concern.
“Yeah, why wouldn't I be?”
“Well, that story you were telling?”
“Yeah?”
“It never happened. And…you look like you've seen a ghost.” Steve's words suddenly contorted and changed into a very different sounding voice.
“What?” Bucky sat up straight.
“Well, I said,” A shaky voice called out. “You look like you saw a ghost.” Bob looked down at Bucky, who was sitting on the sofa. “But that's ok. I see them all the time in my dreams.”
“Oh, sorry Bob.” Bucky rubbed his eyes. “I was just…distracted. What were you saying?”
“Oh, nothing.” Bob smiled awkwardly. “You should probably rest.”
“Yeah, I wish I could.” Bucky muttered.
“Come on, Bob!” Yelena called from the other room. “Mr. My Arm Is Better Than Yours wants to be alone. You can organize the fridge magnets.”
“Ok,” Bob swallowed loudly and smiled uneasily. “I hope you can see your friends again.” Bob smiled then waddled off to find Yelena.
Bucky whispered as he desperately held back a tear. “I do too, Bob.”
It’s Tuesday the 17th, Psychos!
febuwhump day 8: hunger
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Veild sat, cross-legged, in the dirty grass. He was staring down at a piece of bread in his quivering hand, then at Senka, who was curled up next to him. He furrowed his brow, delicately stroking a scratch on her cheek.
Febuwhump day...what was it..7?
yeah febuwhump day 7: Forced to Hurt Another
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I know im a bit behind but I still have written a lot of them and I hope to post them
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The commander strode into the study, happily whistling and his chest trembling with joy. He was glad to bring news to Ofir of the rescued family. The cult had not won this time.
But when he came into the room, Ofir could not be seen.
“My lord?” He called out. He heard someone cry out and he rushed to the other side of the room. Ofir was kneeling, clutching at his chest and gripping the edge of a table viciously.

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The best love stories are always between a princess and a wanted criminal who doesn't know how he got here.
febuwhump day 6: soul bond
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tw: blood/injury, self sacrifice
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Coburn was walking in the forest, foraging for food. He wanted to find his soul bound, but he wasn't rushed. He was close to not wanting to know, but he couldn't risk his life like that.