yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

accidentally got stuck in a compulsive thought loop instead of living any sort of life