It's a blessing and a purse.

didn’t realize this was about the men from parks and rec and thought you were talking about the ice cream men

I’m going back to bed

McBeth

so i just learned that this is already a thing that exists and christopher walken plays macduff, and i desperately need to watch this movie

Holy shit. I remember that one. The witches are portrayed by 3 garbagemen and instead of saying “when Birnham Wood to Dunsinane comes”, they say he’ll be defeated “when pigs fly”. This is fulfilled when a police helicopter lands on the roof.

H O L Y    S H I T

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

SWEEP THE LEG!

The energy I strive to exude 🙏🏼🔥