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i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

had a dream where i was reading trimax but i forgot to screenshot every time wolfwood showed up and it stressed me out so much i woke up

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over