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the hardest thing a girl has to do is get out of his warm comfy bed in the morning
woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:
vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
which then require months of further specialized treatment.
the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!
in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!
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I turn 30 next month so hereâs what I learned in my 20s:
âdonât work for startups, theyâre always one âinnovative ideaâ away adding âsell your kidneys on the black marketâ to your job description.
âkeeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
âthose little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
âoverly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
âyou can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and theyâre a godsend for hot cocoa
âpeople donât care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
âtry to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
Also drink water and eat a plant
Bucky: Yep, that's fever. You're officially sick.
Tony: No! I don't want to be sick! I don't have time for this, I have work!
Bucky: You can't throw a tantrum at a flu.
Tony: Sure I can. Watch me.

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ELLIOT PAGE 2022 | Ruven Afanador ph. for Esquire
Happy Pride Month 2022!!!
Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did last year!
It's beaten out of you in elementary school.
*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA
I cannot stop watching this
whereâs that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
thank you @cumleaf @@Â http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf
When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!
Itâs me I was murdered. For the third time.
How in the actual hell
i just got called out in the middle of a wendyâs, wtf is this

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i hate this fucking website because every time this appears
my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams
Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post
I tried pressing the reblog button on the picture
my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,
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officer come quick thereâs been a robbery
donât you mean a ro-bear-y
THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEYâRE ADORABLE.
this would be a great cartoon like, this RCMP lady and a bear just going around solving crimes and mysteries and helping folks out
Miss Officer and Mr TrufflesÂ
Solving crimes, helping people, and jamming to Spice Girls.Â
date of origin: 3rd of june, 2013.
Professor X asks a girl, âwhat is your mutant power?â
Girl replies: âI can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!â
She points up and says: â3 pullsâ
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: âYeah thats cool and all, but not really a super powerâŚâ
Girl: âYeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegicsâ
Professor X, still standing: âOh my godâ
CHANGE YOUR NAME JEFF

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