Little Psycho

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

When they said it hands you your ass on a plate, it hands you your motherfucking ass on a plate!

How in the actual hell

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

DO IT!

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

CASH MONEY

ITS BACK

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

IT’S BACK

Golzy… no.. bad memester! You don’t meme with crusty memes!

This is great

JFC XD

ITS ON MY DASH

I love this so much

Oh god I found it! AND THERE IS MORE!! best post.

GLORIOUS

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

She fucking CUMS

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

Sweet mother of God I found it

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERY SUNDAY MUWHWHAHAHAHAA

Sunday!

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fingers in his ass sunday

Sunday

Can we get an F for Opportunity 

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the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

Wishing I love the life I want for myself

THR ORIGINAL

op im gonna manifest several thousand tons of green leeks in your house myself by midnight tonight

By 12:01 I’ll have eaten them all, just you watch.

HOW IN THE EVER LOVING ACTUAL FUCK

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

I FOUND IT FUCK YES

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

I FOUND IT

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

@asexual-loser

I’ve only ever seen this post in screenshots. I can now die happy

“Canada that is totally a planet shut the fuck up” is my favorite part

I agree with the changes

Canada is love, Canada is life 🇨🇦

“Milky eh.”

@phoenixmeeka @shade-blitz 

OMFG!!!!

CANADA THAT IS A PLANET SHUT THE FUCK UP I CRYING I CANT BREATHE

what about the ocean? can’t we call that “wet Canada”?

How about we call the oceans various brands of maple syrup

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

Give me a doot doot

doot doot me up daddy

see if its works…..

…..

Please lord

no way this’ll work lmao        

Oh shoot i would love a doot doot

Imma try

what if yao had a crush on another hetalia character so he offered the character free fine china but when the character comes over to his house to buy it they cant find it and ask “wheres the fine china” and yaos just lying there naked with a rose in his mouth and says “i AM the fine china”

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM BEGGING YOU

dont stop spread the fine china

I FOUND IT

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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It started as something stupid and it turned into a beautiful anime reference I'm ok with this

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

A legendary meme

SAVE FANNY

Fanny

SAVE THE FLUFFY BUNNY 

BUNNY MUM MUST BE SAVED!!!

MHM Picks up Fanny and books it

Can I kill Brute myself?