I'm Not Dead Yet

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

ID: A tiktok of a person saying "What's a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?" Justin Timberlake stitched the video and replied "Umm, me."

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*