employed!

`#{thing} would've been good if it was good` is one of my favorite phrases of all time tbh

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around