to them you know we’ll always be freaks

every time that one chappel roan song comes on i get pissed off at the line "i don't care if you're a stoner" as if being a stoner is just something to love a woman in spite of. as if being a stoner isn't one of the most beautiful things a woman can do

This will sound biased because I am a girl with freckles everywhere, I think it’s very important to appreciate girls with freckles everywhere. She’s got cute little dots all over her body how could you not love that

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

I've been working on this theory that manic pixie dream girls are real it's just that they're all femme lesbians because men can't handle them. They can't match her freak. They're on reddit asking for relationship advice on how to dull her sparkle. My girlfriend (nonbinary) (starbucks barista) (trying to unionize the starbucks) gets customers flirting with her like they think they stand a fucking chance

A weird girl with bright colored hair CAN save you but only if you're pure of heart it's like being able to see unicorns. I had a butch dyke britney moment and cut my hair off the other day & I'm gonna give her a lock of my hair as a gift to put in a locket or something like the victorians used to & the men aren't doing this

If you want a weird girl who's cooler than you try making her earrings out of your teeth or something

im going to explode in the kiln

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.

if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

the egg prime directive is stupid as fuck because yes, you don't just assume based on incomplete information that your friend is in an abusive relationship and then try to force them out of it, but you don't just fucking do nothing either. you have to employ finesse