Reminding everyone again of Batmanâs Aff His Nut by Robert Florenceâthe most poem ever.
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A Scots poem titled âBatman's Aff His Nutâ that reads:
Batman's aff his nut Have you seen the way he cuts about Dressed up as a mad fucking bat Batterin guys I was lit at: âMate I'm worried about ye I know your ma and da died But everybody's ma and da dies And we're no aw running about Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws.â And that was when Batman went âAye, but do ye ever (word in italics) feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and (word in italics) feel like it? Like having a big mad base under your hoose? Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank? And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night? Scarin the fuckin (word in italics) shite oot of them?â And that was when I was lit at: âAye. Fuck it. Ae dae.â And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.
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