Roxie

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

Michael Collins deserves so much for being forgotten

stop! comparing! free condoms! to free tampons! condoms are free because of the aids crisis! they are important!

listen this post blew up w/ really shitty commentary on it so lemme give this to u: i have always supported free tampon programs, alright? but it’s possible to support them without shitting on the legacy of aids activists and saying “um why are condoms free when sex is OPTIONAL” because guess what! it makes you sound like a fucking homophobe. stop saying this shit

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

NO WAY

Honestly how the fuck

this did not disappoint

how dare you do that to baby 

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

what drugs were they on when they made this