In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
String identified: t ga a t t ag a ta a c a tat a t ta a . T a t ctg t a atg tat ta t t a ta a t ca a a 🐸 t tg. At a a ata ( tgt) t , a t t a t t t g ta g a a t tat a ca t a t g a . T ta atg a a.
Closest match: Minucia lunaris genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: Lunar Double-Stripe
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