literally just some guy :)

Working hard to provide for his wife no issue there

What if I got weirder

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

Out of normal groceries (bread eggs milk etc) so delightful drink to make when you're out of food at your place: put some ice cream in a mug and pour the coffee over it. Unfortunately, this is called an "affogato" because you are "a faggoto" for drinking that

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this