super kill people explode zone

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

Women love me for my wide spectrum of colors

Women love me for my ability to reflect and absorb a wide variety of light

Women only want me for my green.

dying

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 572

the portal 2 developers avoided making cake references in the game as shipped (with the exception of One (1) single cake related visual gag) but if portal 2 had gone in the direction it was going when that video was made (you're a new player character and you're slowly rebuilding glados in the ruined facility and meeting all sorts of personality cores) this would have been an incredible Single Cake Joke.

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

pumping

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

im a white boy

*collars you* You’re my pet now 

this is Biden’s America

“What do you mean you defeated an entire fleet of machine ships with a single battleship!?” “… They have really bad programming, sir.”

INSANE MICRO FROM ADMIRAL YI

Gulper eel? Uh yeah, if she lets me

The Placid Video Game Nerd

The Flacid Video Game Nerd

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

You dont get this post do you? Lol

The comments are priceless.

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there