i would die for andrew minyard

happy new year to neil josten who didnt sign it. he gave me a contract but i didnt sign it. he couldnt make me. this doesnt mean anything. im still a fox.

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

How Mexicans feel about duendes too.

Recently heard an Italian phrase which roughly translates to "It's not true, but I believe it."

[ID: Screenshot of a tweet by @/okahomadude says, “My Norwegian grandma says ‘Everyone knows trolls aren’t real, but everyone also knows they aren’t fake’ which I think is real.” In reply, @/Bubblenoma says, “This is how Irish people feel about fairies.” End ID.]

My philosophy is thus: you don't have to believe in everything, but better to not fuck with it just in case.

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

@thatlittleegyptologist

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”