This Barbie is having an Existential Crisis

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

Lex Luthor wannabe. Lex Loser.

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

Yes!

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

My mum renovated houses for thirty years, she says “you’re half right, but in some cases - particularly in houses built before 1930 - the phone does add some benefit. Could be a tablet too if you’ve an old one in the garage. And anyone who says it’s got to be a particular model is just being precious about it, whatever the forums say.”

IPhones and tablets where invented in 1898, what did they do before then?

Nothing, tiles were invented in 1899.

my sister the historian studied ancient pompeiian tile mosiacs and there's definitely graffiti of dropping cans on strings into the buckets of putty, so it goes way back.

they should give all lesbians on this site free rocks to throw at people that derail their posts to talk about fictional men

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

Fruit is so cool. You’re telling me this sweet little treat grew on a tree?? How fascinating!

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

womanhood is an endless cycle of finding your way back to a younger version of yourself and nurturing them