national parks and chill?

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

if mofftiss say the thing holding them back from s5 is martin and ben and ben is saying never say never and martin is texting mark saying that he’s proud of the show then who’s flying this plane?!

and ben and martin are laughing at wimbledon…

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

that vampire has fangs and refuses to go to therapy

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in