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genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

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welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

hashiramas dna was some real ninja clout like every goddamn evil scientist had some of that shit,, im starting to wonder if they were just waiting for the mf to die so they could get some hair samples. the split second this bitch hit the ground 47 crazy hoes with lab tech rush over for a cheek swab like there is no respect for the dead out here 

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel

one of my strongly held beliefs is that self driving cars should not exist. i don’t care how good the technology gets, i will not trust it. if you want transportation that you don’t have to be in control of, you should be in support of better public transit. you want trains.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

project hail mary reference in a way

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

smoking my Bigarette

felt the sun on my face +100000000hp