bewitched

Happy Pride to page burners, the My Dream Was Dead In My Arms quoters, genderfluid beadmakers, king's fools, warriors who find "strange kinship" with big burly gay men, fashion forward Jamaillians, dudes whose babies look like their best friend, blue and silver earring wearers, The Witted, royal bastards of all sorts, The Ones Born To Fulfill the Prophecy, tall pale freaks who live to touch wood, fools and idiots, men named Tom who rock heavy w their chickens, the wolfpilled, color-changing tricksters with sick back pieces, axe-wielding poets, Very Fetching Women, and golden men who hold wolves on a chain connected to their heart. This one's for you guys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.