High Five the Sky

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

"Boy dogs are more affectionate than girl dogs-" "girl dogs love you, boy dogs are IN love with you-" Wrong. The only thing my boy dog does better than a girl dog is piss on himself

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

I don't fucking want it then?

I know it's just a microcosm of everything else but I hate that the dog world is sinking into conservativism as well. The gender essentialism but for dogs, the boydog thing, the rise of punishment over reinforcement, the shelter/rescue world mirroring the anti-abortion movement. Like it's all there and it's all so gross.