✌💕

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

it's really cute how grace says "rocky couldn't have made a mistake! he's the most talented engineer on his whole planet!" ryland you do not know that. it's very sweet of you but you, very notably, have only met one eridian and it is your best friend rocky. you are very biased

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

Rocky should have an identical twin and they conspire to prank Grace so the twin goes to visit him pretending they’re Rocky but Grace instantly knows it’s not cause they’re different colors despite being the exact same shape and texture.

#okay now i'm thinking about how grace is the first living being EVER to see what eridians look like #in the visual spectrum #he's the only one who knows what colors they all are!!! #i imagine him driving himself absolutely nuts because he starts out calling his students like #miss scarlett. professor plum. colonel mustard #and the students are like why professor plum question. and grace says because he's purple. and the students say whats purple question #somewhere rocky is sighing heavily #later grace doing a bit where he tries to convince rocky he's the ugliest color known to humanity. i can hardly stand to look at you. #agh!!! my eyes #rocky: grace full of shit. statement. #grace: ADRIAN on the other hand. a gorgeous blue. bluetiful. if you will. WAY out of your league (x)

NEEDLE FELTING?????

grace really has the best ending in all of fiction. human terrarium made especially to his tastes. can walk to work and does the job he loves. never needs to worry about bills or rent. meburgers. best friend visits every day. he's got the ideal life right there.

Image description: still from the production of Orpheus & Eurydice by the Dallas Opera, it shows Orpheus leading Eurydice by the hand, the stage is dark with fog on the ground, Orpheus carries a harp. end Image description