one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

Stinky

IS THIS REAL LIFE???

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

i just wanna support your goals and make you the happiest you’ve ever been

no drug could hit as hard as the feeling when ur cuddling with somebody, and their hands travel under ur shirt to gently stroke ur warm tummy with their face buried into the lil' nook of the back of ur neck

no drug could hit as hard as the feeling when ur cuddling with somebody, and their hands travel under ur shirt to gently stroke ur warm tummy with their face buried into the lil' nook of the back of ur neck

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

Me flavored water