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Gonna make a pinned so i can actually find all my wizard posting stuff ò^ó

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fuck you, matt mullenweg.
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Happy pride, remember that tumblr staff and elon musk cock guzzler tumblr ceo Matt Mullenweg are transmisogynists who ban trans women for the evil crime of existing!
The wizard down the street got sick of rivals dropping giant rocks on them to circumvent their Anti-Magic Field, and decided to invent an Anti-Physics Field instead. We're not sure what happened next, on account of nobody who looks at the affected area can remember what they saw, but there's probably a research paper in it if anyone figures it out.
your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.
I'd hope so. It's not like I hid them. Bring on thy judgement, amphibians.
of course, the real difference between witches and wizards is that wizard spells have red, blue and yellow particle effects and witch spells have orange, green and purple particle effects

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.
The Era of Cringe has returned. Prepare for my dark rule, you plebians. I'm in your walls. I have a little apartment in there.
ooh yay!✨️
ahem-I mean.
I have been awaiting your return, my liege.
Please accept this little gift, in celebration of your return:
"Yeeees, most delightful! A concoction of unknown origin."
The reptile slips into the cup and curls like a cat. The surface wobbles from each submerged gulp.
The Era of Cringe has returned. Prepare for my dark rule, you plebians. I'm in your walls. I have a little apartment in there.
I miss when I'd just ask people to attack me and they would. Who wants to have a wizard duel?
my patron says it's okay to have a duel if it's okay with your headmaster.
'^' I serve no master, for I serve no cause but to further mine own strangeness. A headmaster would imply a formal education, to which I am as deeply offended as my shallow ribcage can be. Have at you, you Servant of A Lower Power!
Harken the darkness that will be your death
Feel the pull of the void on your very breath
From the web of ages past, shall you recall this chiller
For I summon to my aid, Jeff the Killer!
*he begins trying to brutishly Jeff the Kill you.*

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I miss when I'd just ask people to attack me and they would. Who wants to have a wizard duel?
Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??
Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats
OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME
You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....
OH SHIT OH NO
WAIT
I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS
Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol
Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)
Happy rat day to my most popular post ever
My orb is on the fritz; I keep seeing visions of myself at the front of an immeasurable army, ruling worlds.
If I was the world-conquering type I'd have done it already. I just like hiding in other people's walls without paying rent (for tax evasion purposes.) Does anyone know how to get my orb to stop scanning alternate timelines? I visited that one last month and the other me was quite rude.
Hey can I have your attention? :>

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a bastard
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an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster
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