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oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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Happy pride, remember that tumblr staff and elon musk cock guzzler tumblr ceo Matt Mullenweg are transmisogynists who ban trans women for the evil crime of existing!

The wizard down the street got sick of rivals dropping giant rocks on them to circumvent their Anti-Magic Field, and decided to invent an Anti-Physics Field instead. We're not sure what happened next, on account of nobody who looks at the affected area can remember what they saw, but there's probably a research paper in it if anyone figures it out.

I'd hope so. It's not like I hid them. Bring on thy judgement, amphibians.

of course, the real difference between witches and wizards is that wizard spells have red, blue and yellow particle effects and witch spells have orange, green and purple particle effects

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

The Era of Cringe has returned. Prepare for my dark rule, you plebians. I'm in your walls. I have a little apartment in there.

I miss when I'd just ask people to attack me and they would. Who wants to have a wizard duel?

my patron says it's okay to have a duel if it's okay with your headmaster.

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever