Incorrect Coldflash Quotes

#theres a soulmate au i’ve seen in other fandoms#where your soulmate mark is the most meaningful thing your soulmate ever says to you the thing that makes you see them differently#and i think with these two. it’d really fuckin hurt if it only appears after the words are said#so len’s in prison after killing his dad and realises he’s got ‘let me help you’ on his thigh#and barry gets back from siberia and has ‘call me sentimental but i think the flash should remain a hero’#FUUUUUCK#coldflash (via @whenyouandmedance)

a ship dynamic that’s less of an “italicized ’oh’ moment” and more of an “italicized ‘ah fuck’ moment”

#coldflash#len watching barry trying to discreetly lick ketchup off his tie: oh fuck why?#barry seeing len stop in the middle of a bank heist to kneel down and help a little kid tie their shoes: Ohhhh no (via @tiger-in-the-flightdeck)

everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in

If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?

#barry to joe about len#ignoring the fact that len is also hissing and occasionally biting him#barry: shhhh he's still being domesticated#just pet him nicely and give him something shiny#len: *happy thief noises* (via @tiger-in-the-flightdeck)

#coldflash truth spell vibes#an increasingly exasperated barry trying over and over to get a straight (heh) answer out of a truth meta-whammied leonard snart#meanwhile len is fighting for his life searching for loopholes in every question in a desperate bid to avoid the mortifying ordeal#of being honest about his feelings (via @coldflasher)

Barry probably has showed up so often to Saints and Sinners to talk to Snart, debate with him, ask for help, etc. (with a complete absence of the fear anyone else would have) that it's basically common knowledge that Cold has a boyfriend that will show up and scold him like a Missus

#im fucking obsessed with this#everyone else (ie. team flash) thinks of len as Captain Cold: public menace and bad guy#but the patrons of saints (heh) know better#they all know len is just a man whipped for that twink boyfriend of his#who never shows up unless he's got a bone to pick with len#anyone else and len would have frozen them to the floor for even thinking they could talk to him like that#but nooooo#barry comes stomping in and len sits there staring at him like an eager puppy#(a few people have speculated what that means for their sex life but it's safer not to ask) (via @softboydepot)

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

#god that literally is just len#when he and barry first start living together barry gets startled by how often he does this#unloading cleaning and reassembling all his guns#not just the cold gun#barry wonders if len thinks theres something to worry about#but soon realizes its just a soothing practice for him#something to calm that busy planners mind#eventually barry starts reading on the couch while len cleans his guns at the table#just enjoying being together#wheneve barry looks up to sneak a peek at him#he catches a glance of a content smile#and realizes he'd do anything to preserve that peace for Len (via @softboydepot)

ok fine maybe i DID come back wrong. what are you going to do about it. kill me? put me back in the ground? after all this effort? all this pain and suffering only to find out bringing me back wasn't worth it after all? you worked so hard. are you going to waste all of that just because im not what you wanted? just because i belong only to myself? are you going to let me pick out my own coffin

it’s crazy when the protagonist and antagonist are character foils

we hate each other but you make me who i am

we are morally / philosophically / ideologically opposed but also fundamentally similar in ways that create a unique connection between us

and the most devastating of all: we are actually the same person except one of us is the photonegative. two sides of the same coin

#obviously Len and Barry #but not even just red and blue/hero and villain stuff #that’s surface level shit #i’m talking about the fact that at their core both Len and Barry are fundamentally good people who want to help others #while simultaneously being broken and angry men who had their hearts and souls shredded apart at very young ages #at a base level they are essentially the same person- loyal/kind/caring/devoted/loving/angry/passionate/violent/hurt #but the circumstances of their childhoods were so vastly different that- like a cell undergoing mitosis- they split apart #barry had the love and support he needed to focus that anger and grief into positive change #Len had his positivity snuffed out by force and had to choose a violent life path to survive-grew to love it along the way #the most heartbreaking of it all is that they make each other More of what they are already #Len forces Barry to be a better hero- a better person- by challenging his world views #Barry challenges Len to be a better thief but also not to be Just a criminal- to be the man he’s always been deep down #they make each other into the best version of themselves #by being the same and yet so different (via @softboydepot)

you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man 

#okay but the fingerprinting thing…#all i can picture is that one ep of b99 where rosa and pimento have unhinged sexual tension#and like. rosa slams some paperwork on pimento’s chest and staples it in the most sexually charged manner you’ve ever seen#while terry is in the corner like “what is happening”#tell me that’s not exactly how that would go#barry pressing len’s finger on the ink pad then transferring it to the paper while making direct eye contact. slooowly rolling it onto the#to make sure the print comes out clear… len is making direct eye contact right back. you could cut the tension with a knife#meanwhile joe is in the corner like KNOCK IT OFF#anyways. sorry for derailing ur post op (via @coldflasher)

Damn.

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

#barry at len#hands on his hips with that FROWN#len thinks he’s so cute he can’t decide if he wants to behave and be nice#or pull Barry’s pigtails some more (via @softboydepot)