I CHOOSE YOU

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

The fact that Australopithecus skulls are found when digging up fossils shows that humans are native species to the island and have a long history of being so. Tom nook flying you out to the island is more akin to releasing an animal back into the wild, so the island is more of a protected conservation area if anything.

I've had to fork out £300 for a new dryer (rip me), and buy new internal doors (2 out of... Ugh 6 in total) on top of all the usual stuff I have to manage and I'm really, really stressed about it all now. I'm making sure I have the main essentials but it's hard. Really, really hard. My overdraft is literally laughing at me. Gods but I'd like this to not be a problem for me. What timing. Especially after having to sort the car last month too.

It would be reaaallly appreciated right now if any help could be given — only if it's safe for y'all to do so tho — like really, really appreciated because I am just so stressed rn. Paypal is here, kofi is here. There's the tumblr thingie but it takes days to process.

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.