shoots myself

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

the thing that gets me about tntduo and the "obsession" that is characteristic of it. is that wilbur's obsession with quackity comes from a projection of his own tragedy. quackity's story is always a beat or two behind wilbur's. by the point of las nevadas quackity has realized this and is attempting to subvert the tragedy that he'll end up with. but wilbur's obsession hangs over this. he acts almost as though he knows something that quackity doesn't. quackity can pretend that this doesn't affect him, but he's too paranoid about his own tragic ending to completely ignore it, and a kind of obsession ends up festering in him too.

Do you ever grieve to the crimes you had chance to commit as a kid but didn't do it because you were scared of getting caught? I just realize it now absolutely nothing would happen if I murdered some bitches back when I was like 14 and before 12 you cant even get arrested in my country lmao like what a waste of opportunity. I was holding back my homicidal urges for literal nothing. Plus I was just a cute, white and rich little girl so nobody would want to put me in jail anyways. That's like the only thing I regret in my life.

this is still so fucking funny

i treat "emotions" like air resistance . negligible in the equation of "life"

I Am an irrationally envious person,, 💢 No, I am not going to be rational about things that piss me off. You should die! Actually!