what’s all the fuss about horse meat?

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Im dreadfully sorry you had to go through some eroguro shit at the hands of an evil megacorp surgeon lady to get your cyberpunk combat implants, I got my shit done by a guy named myke with a y in a shipping container, he plugged me into an old xbox 2 and I just played elden ring for a few hours until I woke up with elf ears and the ability to double jump and wallrun

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.