not that much of a cutie

Schrödinger's Tortoise

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

(flirting) i could be your problem

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

sorry, but could i have another piece of loot? you see *i tenderly look down and caress my belly* i'm raiding for two right now