targeted and firing!

when you go to visit your friends, bring a little sachet of pocket msg and throw a pinch of it in all of their snacks when they're not looking. this way, they will associate you subconsciously with the good luck of everything tasting just a little bit better. and that's your in

I bet it feels good as fuck to be a ghoul and have your head roll off your body and you walk over and pick it up and put it back on your head

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

this is my voice 1 week on toys

what if it was called IMAGE_FRIED and i cook it in my skillet ok

whos the protein now dipshit

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

No joke this game may have had me crying more than any other piece of art ever has