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Linguistic wizards why does vocabulary inflection and intonation change wildly when I’m happy, furious, or serious. What part of your brain makes u talk like completely different people in different circumstances and is this universal across languages. And why does regional accent drop sometimes. What makes that happen
(Dude almost smokes me with his car) Holy Jesus fuckin’ Christ, watch yer fuckin’ window ya fuckin’ jackass, damn near clipped me with yer goddamn six-foot-twelve piece of shit
(Chilling with siblings) Sup nerd. Yeah no I just gotta grab some shit at the store, back in a sec. You want anything? Gonna grab snacks for the movie. Cool, see you in a bit.
(Speaking with someone on the phone) I’m sorry, I’m afraid she’s not on site at the moment. If you’d like, I can take your name and number and have her call you back. Of course. And would you like to leave a message?
(Mildly annoyed) I Will Grasp The Reins Of The Chariot Of God And Drive Us Both Into The Fiery Depths Of Hell
Follow up question for the wizards: if I don't have a very perceptible regional accent, why do I randomly pick up an accent for minutes at a time - oftentimes just copying the person in front of me. my voice will go up or down two octaves, without permission. Also. How do I stop this and does it ever end.
I dont know if anyone has answered the questions about temporarily adopting an accent you just heard but here we go!
This is called phonetic imitation (among other things) and its a subconscious effort to sound more like the person youre listening to! While we don't know why it happens we do have some ideas:
1. You have a positive outlook on the person youre hearing so you imitate to sound more like them
2. That person is an authority of some kind and its like a form of deference? I think
3. Exposure. If youre surrounded by an accent you accidentally start sounding like it
4. To be seen as part of a group
Alternatively theres also an opposite phenomenon where you start to sound less like the person youre listening to and that seems to be because of negative perceptions. A subconscious way to distance yourself from that person basically going "hey! we are not the same"
P.S. some of this may be wrong or inaccurate i took a class about phonetic imitation a few years ago now so its getting fuzzy and i dont fully remember everything we went over and despite my appreciation for phonetics i am 100% a phonology girl
Tldr; its a subconscious way to say i like you and/or whatever youre about
Millenia ago long before the reign of Pariah Dark there was Good King Lazarus, the King who Cried. King Lazarus cried in order to pour out all of his negative emotions, which turn allowed him to rule fairly and kindly and that good stuff. His tears essentially created several "lakes" in the Infinite Realms. To ghosts these lakes were kinda like parks with ponds. You go to hang out and relax but dont go in the water. The Tears of Lazarus relaxed ghosts because they emanated his will and desire to be good to and for his people. But caused extreme sadness if you took a dip in the tears.
Over time and as his reign came to an end and his tears no longer flowed, these lakes started shrinking. Getting smaller and smaller and some of them even disappearing. Some of them had been destroyed by Pariah Dark. This was seen as a great loss in the Realms. Turns out they had seeped into the living realm and formed pools over there.
Enter Ra's al Ghul who discovered these pools and found that they woke the dead and prolonged life. He claimed the pools for himself and named Lazarus pits.
Because humans arent meant to be interacting with ectoplasm, and especially not King Lazarus' Tears, they cause bouts of severe and uncontrollable rage in any humam exposed to them.
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Jack and Maddie Fenton end up just living their best lives in Arkham because they single handedly eradicated an entire branch of the government to save their baby boy (adult man Danny) because the GIW somehow managed to capture Danny.
Jack and Maddie's rampage attracts the attention of the justice league which alerts them to the anti-ecto control acts which they get repealed.
Because Jack and Maddie are literal mad scientists they actually kinda thrive in arkham.
Danny becomes a security guard and Jazz gets hired as a shrink at arkham so they can stay close to their parents and try to mitigate the experiments and its just Fenton Family Shenanigans at arkham now.
A little blob ghost accidentally ends up in Gotham and is just wandering when it comes across Red Hood. As a filter feeder it is its job to eat and purify dirty ectoplasm and Red Hood is truly a feast for the ages and all to itself! So of course it must follow and attach itself to him.
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There's this green floating blob thing following Jason around that no one else seems to be able to see and its not hurting anyone and its kinda cute so Jason just sorta... ignores it. It'll be fine. Probably.
Thing is, the blob keeps growing. Not too much, but steadily and noticeably. And Jason hasn't been anywhere near as angry lately, actually he hasnt been angry at all? So still he keeps ignoring it. He figures this is probably a good thing. Maybe the blob is curing the pit madness? The bigger it gets the less angry Jason is afterall and no one else can see it so... this is fine.
This is not fine. A couple months in Jason is awoken suddenly by a weight on his chest. He opens his eyes to‐ "i shit you not an honest to god club penguin puffle is in my bed! No, fuck you Dick im not crazy, theres a puffle in my bed!"
Turns out the little guy is visible now. It keeps following him around as Red Hood and people are staring. Well at least hes cute.
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There. He said it. And he meant it too. Danny figured that since the gothamites weren't going to admit the truth, he'd say it for them. And the truth was that Gotham was god fucking awful. The fact that Danny missed Amity Park and that he was a known fan of misplaced aggression was irrelevant. While Danny wasn't above taking his feelings out on minor inconveniences, this was not that. This was justified. Mostly. The Jazz in Danny's head says that 'you can't just hate an entire city because you're allergic to it, Danny. Its unreasonable.' but Danny would argue that being allergic is perfectly valid reason to hate a city. Joke's on Mental Jazz though cause Danny definitely had other very real and reasonable reasons to hate Gotham.
Gotham was loud. It was smelly, it was dark, and it was damp, and the rogues? Wack. Now, realistically, Danny knew that he didn't really have a leg to stand on considering the ghosts back home weren't really much better, but they were ghosts. That's just what ghosts were like. The Gotham rogues on the other hand? All human, (or at the very least alive) so what was their excuse? Oh, and the clouds! Don't even get him started on the fucking clouds - the smog too. How was anyone supposed to get any good star gazing done around here? Danny wanted to look at the stars goddammit. And last but certainly not least, the dirty ectoplasm giving him allergies all fucking year round. At least Lady Gotham was nice - her city fucking sucked though. And no, Danny wasn't letting that go any time soon thank you very much.
Danny had been in Gotham for a little while now. After somehow managing to graduate from Casper High, Danny Fenton made his way to Gotham for university. Saying that Danny chose Gotham, while true, would be somewhat misleading. Danny chose Gotham the way a great white shark chose to keep swimming. He could have not, but it wouldn't have been a good time. That is to say, that while Danny didn't need particularly high levels of ambient ectoplasm, he certainly preferred it to the alternative. (The alternative wasn't death, though, as that analogy might lead you believe, just discomfort.) The problem, as previously mentioned, was the truly rank ectoplasm in Gotham. (This was because of the curses and the decrepit ectoplasm aka lazarus waters that had been brought into the city - not that Danny knew. Not that he particularly cared.)
The source of the disgusting ectoplasm wasn't Danny's business, after all. It wasn't. Until it was. Ellie had come by for a visit - it was her first time in Gotham and she wanted to see and do Absolutely Everything - and had promtply gotten sick. This would simply not do. No rotting fermented ectoplasm was going hurt Ellie on Danny's watch. Now he had to find and purify the funky ecto. The little blorbos were doing their best for Ellie, but as long as the only ambient ectoplasm was moldy, she wasn't going to get better. The blob ghosts could at least make sure she wouldn't get worse.
First things first, talk to The Septic Hood. (So named for the smell of the fucked up ectoplasm that clung to the poor stinky bastard in the worst way.) If anyone knew where the source of the expired ectoplasm was, it'd be the revenant that smelled like he bathed in the stuff everyday, right? So, find Red Hood. It should be easy, Danny just had to follow his nose (except, ya know, allergies).
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Danny *sniffling and sneezing*: no *sniff* you guys dont get it! *achoo* the ectoplasm here is... pffft its truly haunting HAHAHAHAHA no but for real pls send help or febreeze and some claratin or something
Ive decided that the human soul (or any soul actually) is probably beautiful to behold but absolutely eldritch in nature and i wont be elaborating on that
Anyway i believe that this is why eldritch danny is so much fun
Danny as the ghost king has a cloak and because of ghost zone shenanigans his cloak is sentient and someday sonehow danny's cloak and the cloak of levitation meet and hit it off and are so into each other its embarrassing and danny and dr strange have to deal with other because their cloaks are friends
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