Constantine:*driving* I can't believe this. I leave you alone for a few days and you start a sex cult.
Danny:*leaning against the passenger window*It was not a sex cult. Some random weirdos started showing up and they started a sex cult. I was just present and they were really bad followers because they never listened to what I said and kept making up rules and saying I said it.
Constantine: They can't understand your language.
Danny: Exactly! It's not my fault I got summoned to this realm and YOU left me in that cave by myself. Its your fault.
Constantine: *sarcastic* Oh, yes I should let the eldritch horror taken flesh roam around in the open. I was trying to keep you hidden until I could figure out how to keep people from being drawn into your mind altering spell!
Danny: And look how successful that was....can we stop and get tacos? I saw a stand pass by.
Constantine: .....*sighs* fine.















