Pyuh Waah

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

she's such a fucking icon for this tbh

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

i love you rice with some bullshit

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

thing that pisses me off most about adhd advice from neurotypicals... the 'doing something for 30 days forms a habit.' bitch nothing in my life is a habit i would be ripping bong and jacking off all day if it was a matter of choice. never underestimate my ability to be super invested in something for like 2 weeks and then forget to do it one day and never go back to it